COLORIFIC Finds in your Neighborhood

Badonkadonk (or Donk, if you must) of the Day

Simple and classy but not quite there. Needs some friggin' awesome wheels fer shur.

We went to the sweat shop emporium, Garden Ridge, near our house and witnessed these beauties. I am tragically in love with these, and am considering a future with a hot pink one that just screams Christmas. The sweat shop thing is holding me back, though. Maybe I will find a used one. Simply gorgeous.

I can't believe people will actually use up the Earth's resources for crap like this. We are an impressive bunch.

And some bowling balls to match. AWESOME.

We have gone bowling twice now in the last 2 months. It has been a bit fun, but I think I am ready to move on to the more refined sport of pool.

It sure is exciting, however, when you get the big X on the board - which is part of the reason I am ready to play a little pool. I thought I would design a bowling team uniform, but now that I am not too sure about my future in the sport, I am also not sure if I will follow through on my venture into bowling fashion. We'll see.

Another fine establishment, besides Garden Ridge, that Dennis and I find intriguing is our local Ross Dress for Less. Dennis found this scrumptious pair of size 16s there. Now, if they were as excitingly colored as the "Christmas trees" or bowling balls, we might have had to bring them home to nail them onto the wall.

On our most recent trip to PA/DE to visit family - this time for Dennis' parents' 50th wedding anniversary - we saw a double rainbow.

ROY-G-friggin'-BIV, man.